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Our mission is to illuminate the failings of prior generations in hopes that our youth can learn from past mistakes. Our future citizens and leaders need to understand the absurdity and recklessness of modern neo-socialist thought disguised as "progress." They should also be reminded of the freedoms and the traditional American lifestyle no longer available to them. "The way it used to be" -not so long ago- is not idealism, it was reality. Poor decisions by weak minded individuals, with no foresight, over the course of one misguided generation, incrementally tore down the foundations of that reality, and created a chaotic future for the following generations. Our view is that there is always going to be change, but is does not have to be change for the worse.

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Bin Laden pissed about climate change, urges infidels to ride camels or die.
Obama boasts "The economy is way better now than in the 30's.
Honda and Toyota indirectly promote new worldwide - public demolition derby.
Washington justice system-"We're trying to decipher the impossible puzzle of how a criminal with 13 felony convictions, who was free to roam the streets, could possibly offend again."
...Radical Muslims commend America's Anti-Racial Prodfiling laws. "Political correctness and liberal Americans are our best allies." says one terrorist.
...Obama hires a new Czar, Czar to overlook his many illegal unconstitutional Czars.
Maine voters complain: "Vote Yes on 1 and you're a Gay hating bigot, vote NO on 1 and you're a God hating atheist... it doesn't seem fair. Isn't this a conflict of church and state?"
...Loveland Ski Area, CO. Reports the earliest opening day in 40 years. Global Warming fanatics claim that it's a right wing conspiracy by conservative snowmaker's.
...ACORN funds new Ice Cream Truck/Pediatric Massage Parlor and Mobile Video Production.
...ACORN reps claim that funding Pimp's was simply an attempt at "stimulating" the economy.
...New legislation proposed by democratic leaders that requires all new playing card decks to include a "race" card.
...Unusual gathering of people with math skills on the U.S. capitol lawn.
...GM seals it's fate with a new money back guarantee.